Four-year college degree = studying, quizzes, tests, mid-terms and finals!

Successful marriage = where the hell do people go to get a degree in “successful marriage”?

When does anybody ever spend the time studying, taking quizzes, tests, mid-terms and finals for a successful marriage? All this effort spent on getting a degree (a career) and America has a 50% divorce rate. College degrees, Masters, Ph.Ds all take a lot of work and a lot of book reading.

What, we can’t read 3 books on how to have a successful marriage career?